Which Day's Child Are You -- Meme

From (oh, wait, she flocked it):

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Using Gary Bastin's Zeller Congruence Day of the Week Calculator.

According to that, I'm bonny and blithe, and good and gay.

Funny, that's the only one I'd think doesn't fit.

But which wine to serve with them?

I saw James and the Giant Sandwich and The Higher Horse's allegedly 30K calorie sandwich over on slashfood, and I must say, viewing the photos of the 30K sandwich, the shots of the dining thereof, I thought to myself...

WTF is up with the Pepsi?! He should be drinking Jolt! Or, at least, Mountain Dew.

Unless, of course, he wanted to be ironic...in which case:

Fresca. Or TAB.