What I want for Christmas, Revised

In no particular order except the first item is DEFINITELY #1.

# Cassia and Henna in a 300g/100g ratio from www.mehandi.com or www.blackcatredcat.com. I'm going for a strawberry blond/light red look if I can, something a little lighter than I get with my current semi-perm chemical color. Probably just straight henna will wind up working fine, ultimately. Hard to tell from my samples, so I'm going to start with a 75%/25% mix and then see what happens.
# All three Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
# Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, on DVD.
# (World Peace.)
# Japanese/Chinese bowls/plates, since mine keep leaping inexplicably out of my hands to their deaths. (I broke one of my ceramic Japanese soup spoons last night. BUMMER!)
# Regular dishes (see Amazon wishlist)
# (Drew Barrymore, a small bucket of honey, and -- oh, sorry, did you say something?)
# Money.
# Gift cards to Whole Foods, or Amazon.
# (FOR US TO NOT INVADE ANY MORE COUNTRIES FOR A WHILE, GODDAMMIT.)
# Sweatpants (not sweatshirts, just sweatpants).
# Expensive shoes (the only kind for walking-intensive Boston).
# Food from Alaska, like some decent dead deer, moose, elk, caribou, or fish. *Sigh*. Probably have to talk to Auntie Claus about that.
# A decent stoneware crock for my sourdough starter, that can hold a good 5-10 cups of the stuff.
# Cookie sheets, and maybe a muffin tin.
# (Josh Charles. No need to wrap.)
# Vino from local (New England) vineyards. I'm a big fan of eating/drinking regionally. (Except for when I'm jonesing for food from home.)
# A stock of salt pork for all the pots of bean and split pea soup I'll be making from now 'til March.
# The following two Doctor Who novels: The Seeing Eye, and Vampire Science.