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What *is* it with men and me? Do you feel, what, honor-bound to hit on me once you find out I'm single? Is it a requirement? Are you not manly if you don't ask a "free" (unclaimed by some other man) woman for sex?
You know, I'm almost 40 and don't really look it, dye my hair, work ridiculous hours no matter my profession (this needs to stop), am a writer, sing well, type fast, can still throw a punch and bake an apple pie (but not simultaneously), am chubby, have a great smile, nice knockers, am a real person you can talk to if you are passionate and engaged in whatever you do (vocation or avocation, what I want to know is whether you *care* about it) and sometimes feel like I am a magnet for every roaming male out there, looking for a woman to annoy.
C'mon...is it the tits? The turn of my dainty ankle? Really. Clue me in, here, to my creep-catnip quality. I'd really like to know.
The post should probably be titled: Put a Sock In It, Mr. I'm-So-Casually-Jonesing-To-Get-To-Know-You-Better.
Be a real fucking person if you want to "get to know me better."
You know, I'm almost 40 and don't really look it, dye my hair, work ridiculous hours no matter my profession (this needs to stop), am a writer, sing well, type fast, can still throw a punch and bake an apple pie (but not simultaneously), am chubby, have a great smile, nice knockers, am a real person you can talk to if you are passionate and engaged in whatever you do (vocation or avocation, what I want to know is whether you *care* about it) and sometimes feel like I am a magnet for every roaming male out there, looking for a woman to annoy.
C'mon...is it the tits? The turn of my dainty ankle? Really. Clue me in, here, to my creep-catnip quality. I'd really like to know.
The post should probably be titled: Put a Sock In It, Mr. I'm-So-Casually-Jonesing-To-Get-To-Know-You-Better.
Be a real fucking person if you want to "get to know me better."