Takes all kinds, I suppose

My cat -- not the phone-hanging-up cat, the other one, Gato Numero Dos -- apparently likes french fries. She stole -- and gulped so fast I thought she'd hurt herself -- an enormous fry when I splurged on a burger and fries from the joint around the corner last week. I'm not talking skinny fries here. She just vacuumed it into her mouth and then wanted another. Holy moly.

Now she wants my PBV (peanut butter and vegemite) sandwich. WTF?