Instruments I have known

Vocal cords, natch.

Computer keyboard, also natch.

clarinet. Which means I could learn the soprano/alto sax in about 17 seconds.

dumbec.

guitar.

tin whistle.

I've played the flute, but not really.

piano.

recorder.

(my brother is the horn playing savant, he's played, I think, officially, every piece of brass known to man.)

God...what did I forget?