The Heresy! I Lost a Book

Dang, I think I lost WOTF volume XX. It wasn't in my carry-on bag, and it's not in my suitcase. I think I left it in the hotel room or something.

Aw, turtle poop.

(Goes and checks bookshelf...vol. V, XI, XVI, and then there's newroticgirl's story in XVIII, and me me me in XXI. How in the name of calving icebergs did I manage to *lose* a book? Tut, tut.)